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He who laughs, lasts.

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24 x 4 He who laughs, lasts.
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She who laughs, lasts.

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24 x 4 She who laughs, lasts.
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Veni, Vedi, Visa:  I came. I saw. I shopped.

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24 x 8 Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I saw. I shopped.
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Young at Heart, Slightly Older in Other Places

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24 x 8 Young at Heart, Slightly Older in Other Places
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Always try to be modest – and be proud of it.

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24 x 8 Always try to be modest – and be proud of it.
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

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24 x 8 Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
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Never, but Never, Question the Engineer’s Judgment

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24 x 8 Never, but Never, Question the Engineer’s Judgment
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The rooster crows, but the hen delivers the goods.

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24 x 8 The rooster crows, but the hen delivers the goods.
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest

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36 x 4 He who laughs last, thinks slowest
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Laugh and the World Laughs with You

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36 x 4 Laugh and the World Laughs with You
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Two wrongs are only the beginning.

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36 x 4 Two wrongs are only the beginning.
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A day without sunshine is like…night.

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36 x 4 A day without sunshine is like…night.
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Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.

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36 x 4 Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
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Normal is Just a Setting on the Dryer.

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36 x 4 Normal is Just a Setting on the Dryer.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.

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36 x 4 A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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I don’t repeat gossip, so listen closely

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36 x 4 I don’t repeat gossip, so listen closely
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Deadline for all Complaints was Yesterday

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36 x 4 Deadline for all Complaints was Yesterday
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If the shoe fits...buy it in every color.

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36 x 4 If the shoe fits...buy it in every color.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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36 x 8 A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Price: $45.95

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

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36 x 8 Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

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36 x 8 I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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36 x 8 You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

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36 x 8 Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
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Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

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36 x 8 Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
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For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

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36 x 8 For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
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I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges…

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36 x 8 I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges…
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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36 x 8 Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

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36 x 8 The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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36 x 8 Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

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36 x 8 The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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36 x 8 If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
Price: $45.95

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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36 x 8 The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Ham & Eggs:  A day’s work for the chicken, a lifetime commitment for the pig

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36 x 8 Ham & Eggs: A day’s work for the chicken, a lifetime commitment for the pig
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

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36 x 8 To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
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A journey of a thousand miles starts with an argument over how to pack the car.

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36 x 8 A journey of a thousand miles starts with an argument over how to pack the car.
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If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be a $10 charge for putting up with you.

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36 x 8 If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be a $10 charge for putting up with you.
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

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36 x 8 Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
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I only feel stress at two times...day and night.

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36 x 8 I only feel stress at two times...day and night.
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Quantum Mechanics:  The dreams stuff is made of.

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36 x 8 Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
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